johnmalkovich
05-28-2004, 02:47 PM
I have recently been the victim of a rather disturbing administrative error at the Bangkok Mail Order Partner Agency with which I am a loyal customer. After a few years of ordering realiable "Long range prostitutes" from them, I decided it was time to settle down and began flicking through the "Spouses" section of their catalogue "No Fuss, Good Puss". Eventually, after a touch more fuss that I would have liked, I saw, staring out at me from a conveniently laminated page, the eyes of my future soul mate. She was a young Indonesian flower, by the name of Flower.
Imagine my horror then, when, upon accepting delivery from the nice people at Royal Mail, I found that my package contained a rather robust Albanian gentleman decked out in what I believe is the attire of the Sado Masichism scene. Now, he may have been emptying the contents of his trousers, but getting him here had emptied the contents of my bank account. I had only two options - one was to write to consumer magazine Watchdog, but my complaint fell on deaf ears due to their being swamped in reports of faulty washing machines.
So, it seems that my only conceivable solution is to stick with my Albanian friend and either marry him, or use him as a coffee table. My question to you, the good people of Tenisrulz, is...seeing as I didn't receive the one I love, should I love the one I received? Share your opinions, please.
Imagine my horror then, when, upon accepting delivery from the nice people at Royal Mail, I found that my package contained a rather robust Albanian gentleman decked out in what I believe is the attire of the Sado Masichism scene. Now, he may have been emptying the contents of his trousers, but getting him here had emptied the contents of my bank account. I had only two options - one was to write to consumer magazine Watchdog, but my complaint fell on deaf ears due to their being swamped in reports of faulty washing machines.
So, it seems that my only conceivable solution is to stick with my Albanian friend and either marry him, or use him as a coffee table. My question to you, the good people of Tenisrulz, is...seeing as I didn't receive the one I love, should I love the one I received? Share your opinions, please.