I pulled a russian bird

[mattydonaldson]

<font color='#810541'>Yeah, sorry i havent been around to insult Rich lately people. I have been a little busy.

I pulled this Russian bird. Spent all day in London with her. Yeah she is great. She said her dad would hate me, but i expected that coz of my hair colour.
I got a txt message from her the other day. She said she misses me already. We even have nicknames for each other. Well, i say each other, she has one for me.

Im wierd English boy. Aint that sweet. I think im in love.

[_fenec]

Good on you Matty D, or Wierd English Boy, whichever you now prefer.

I've heard from an informed source that, without exception, all Russian girls own a George Foreman Lean Mean Grillin' Machine. &nbsp;I wasn't convinced, but he's adament. Would you be able to shed any light on the matter?

Also, he told me some other stuff that I was slightly sceptical about. &nbsp;He told me that Russian girls only come out at night, only play chess as the white peices, and only compare things if it is entirely unavoidable... what about these?

I wish i pulled a Russian girl.

[johnmalkovich]

I wish I pushed a Russian girl

[Big Dave]

No Russian girl is gonna like you if you push her. You want to PULL her.