mattydonaldson
06-21-2004, 06:37 PM
Insert witty poem here about....
* Wayne Rooney
* Beating Croatia
* Playing the best footbal thus far in tournament
* Playing the reigning champions off the park
* The Absence of Wales from the championships (not to mention the embarrasing debacle that was the court case they started to try to kick out Russia. If ever there was a more Welsh way to try to qualify i am not aware of it)
* England's two best performances in the last 8 years coming in the space of 8 days
* The fact that the whole of our squad is performing (even the fringe players like King although not Neville. Truly an embarrasment)
* The mandatory joke directed at Glyns mum
I would actually write the poem, but im a. too drunk, and b. have you any idea how few words there are that rhyme with either Rooney, Wayne, Wales, Croatia etc.
* Wayne Rooney
* Beating Croatia
* Playing the best footbal thus far in tournament
* Playing the reigning champions off the park
* The Absence of Wales from the championships (not to mention the embarrasing debacle that was the court case they started to try to kick out Russia. If ever there was a more Welsh way to try to qualify i am not aware of it)
* England's two best performances in the last 8 years coming in the space of 8 days
* The fact that the whole of our squad is performing (even the fringe players like King although not Neville. Truly an embarrasment)
* The mandatory joke directed at Glyns mum
I would actually write the poem, but im a. too drunk, and b. have you any idea how few words there are that rhyme with either Rooney, Wayne, Wales, Croatia etc.